That's right. 32 ounces of Christmas ... TIMES SIX.

You might be saying "How can a BPA-free water bottle be a good Christmas gift?" To which we reply, "Kid, you ain't never been Santa, have you?"

Let's recap what this guy does in a night. Number one: he flies all over the world in about twelve hours. That's pretty rough by itself. If you did that in a plane, you'd be thankful for easy access to water. And YOU wouldn't be doing it while trying to steer some super-enhanced reindeer, right? But that's not all.

Santa's also go to land and take off, easily the hardest part of flying, around three to six BILLION times. He's got to do this in a sleigh built back in the 1800s, and in a little space about fifty times smaller than the average runway (i.e.: your roof) while constantly working with air traffic control to stay out of the way of planes. And he does all this in a fur-lined uniform with full beard. And that's BEFORE he starts climbing up and down chimneys that are now equipped with state-of-the-art home security systems.

And did we mention the dogs?

Face it, some Olympic Athletes don't work that hard. if you were Santa, you'd be hydrating as often as you could. And that's why we're showing off this sweet six-pack of bottles, today of all days.

Merry Christmas to all. But especially you, Santa Claus. You're a guy who knows hydration is the best gift a person could ever want if they already have an X-Box.

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