For King and Country

Only the brave step boldly into the shadows of uncertainty and constant suction.

Bwfrork looked down upon the tear-streaked faces of his wife, Lllarf, and their two children, Wokk and Sally. He knew this might be the last time he saw them, but he put on a brave face.

"GLOOP BLARDS UUUUUUUGH," he said to them. Which loosely translated means, "Don't be sad, my little ones. Daddy will be home in time for supper."

They knew it was a lie, but they smiled all the same. Their daddy was a hero. He was assigned to an exploratory mission of the DC17, the very machine that had wiped out 60% of their colony with just one pass of its motorized brushbar. The truth was, it was a suicide mission.

Though he didn't know a lot about the DC17, Bwfrork knew one thing for certain. No dust mite stood a chance against its Level 3 Root Cyclone technology. The best he could hope for was to get sucked all the way up into its hygienic dust bin and then emptied out. But the most likely scenario was that he'd get caught in the washable lifetime HEPA filter, from which there would be no escape.

"FLOBBGURGG RAK MLARKOOF," said Lllarf as she clutched her husband's face and gently kissed his forehead. "I should have married a newspaper man."

Bwfrork smiled and nuzzled her nose with his. Then he turned to face his destiny.

The DC17 towered like a SKARRP rising from the VLULKDARSM. When he reached the opening of the quick-draw telescope reach wand, he looked back over his shoulder for the last time. The entire Dust Mite Colony, what was left of it anyway, had come to send him off. They were chanting "YLARB FET! YLARB FET! YLARB FET!" in unison.

He had never felt prouder. The DC17 roared to life. And then he was gone.

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  • Level 3 Root Cyclone technology – the most efficient cyclone technology for capturing microscopic dust
  • Constant suction - patented technology that does not lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Quick-draw Telescope Reach wand effortlessly elongates to 16 feet to vacuum out-of-reach areas
  • Motorized brushbar is powered by separate motor for best pick-up across all floor types
  • Hygienic bin emptying minimizes risk of contact with dirt, never buy vacuum bags again
  • Includes a washable lifetime HEPA filter that traps microscopic allergens such as pollen
  • Air expelled from a Dyson has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe
  • Unlike ordinary vacuum, Dyson is certified asthma & allergy friendly according to the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
  • Stair tool – used to remove dust and dirt from stairs and stair carpets
  • Flexi/Brush tool  – a high velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Special Information: Due to the size of this item, it can not be delivered to MILITARY addresses

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson


Patented cyclone technology: Patented cyclone technology
Suction power (Air Watts – constant): 220AW
Movement type:  Fixed wheel
Filter:  Lifetime HEPA
Brushbar control type: Fingertip brush control
Cleaner head/Floor tool:  Motorized brushbar
Stair cleaning: Quick-draw Telescope Reach wand
Bin capacity:  0.63 gallons
  • Stair tool
  • Flexi/Brush tool
Maximum reach: 51 ft.
Cord length: 35 ft.
Weight: 20.79 lbs.

In the box:

  • (1) Dyson DC17 Animal Upright Vacuum
  • (1) Stair Tool
  • (1) Flexi/Brush Tool


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 3.998s
First Sucker:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 9% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 15% < 25 woots
  • 13% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 28% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Dyson DC17 Vacuum
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