Refresher Course
When creating puns about the Cuisinart 6-Piece Bakeware Set, you've got to be careful. As every pun writers knows, there's a hierarchy that must be observed and rules that must be adhered to if society is going to avoid a complete and total breakdown.
For example, in the Cuisinart 6-Piece Bakeware Set, one will find a number of different pans. A passing comment like "A 9" Square Cake Pan? Why, that's Pan-tastic!" will earn you glares, but will generally be accepted as a common sort of humor. However, strapping the two 9" Round Cake Pans to your legs and shouting "Everyone! Everyone! Come see my pan-taloons!" will very probably result in your imminent ostracization from everyone you love.
And it's not just limited to pan puns! Take out the 12 Cup Muffin Pan and focus on the muffin aspect, you still run the same risk! Dropping "I got Muffin but love for you, baby!" on your roommate or spouse will NOT elevate you to the same level as a Bill Murray or a Louis C.K. no matter HOW funny a voice you use. This was tested in a lab with helium. There's no possible way.
All that having been said, be aware that the obvious jokes about the 15" and 17" baking sheets will never not be funny. "I'm not taking your sheet." or "Have you seen this sheet?" may appear juvenile, but let's face it, everyone can understand them quickly.
KNOW YOUR PUN ETIQUETTE! KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE! A message from the comedy team at Sellout.Woot.
Features
- Complete your kitchen with the 6-piece Cuisinart bakeware set
- Crafted of heavy-gauge aluminized steel for even heating
- Non-stick interior for easy release and clean-up
- Thick rolled edges prevent warping
- All pieces are dishwasher safe
6-Piece Set Includes:
- 2 - 9" Round Cake Pans
- 1 - 9" Square Cake Pan
- 1 - 12 Cup Muffin Pan
- 1 - 15" Baking Sheet
- 1 - 17" Baking Sheet
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: Limited Lifetime Cuisinart
Specs
Specifications | |
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9" Round Cake Pan: |
Dia 9" x H 1.75" |
9" Square Cake Pan: | L 9" x W 9" x H 1.75" |
12 Cup Muffin Pan: | L 13.5" x W 10.5" x H 1.25" |
15" Baking Sheet: | L 15 x W 10.5" x H 1" |
17" Baking Sheet: | L 17" x W 12.5" x H 1" |
Material: | Heavy-Gauge Aluminized Steel |
Dishwasher Safe: | Yes |
In the Box:
(1) Cuisinart ASB-6WT 6-Piece Bakeware Set includes:
- (2) 9" Round Cake Pans
- (1) 9" Square Cake Pan
- (1) 12 Cup Muffin Pan
- (1) 15" Baking Sheet
- (1) 17" Baking Sheet
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
9" Round Cake Pan: |
Dia 9" x H 1.75" |
9" Square Cake Pan: | L 9" x W 9" x H 1.75" |
12 Cup Muffin Pan: | L 13.5" x W 10.5" x H 1.25" |
15" Baking Sheet: | L 15 x W 10.5" x H 1" |
17" Baking Sheet: | L 17" x W 12.5" x H 1" |
Material: | Heavy-Gauge Aluminized Steel |
Dishwasher Safe: | Yes |
In the Box:
(1) Cuisinart ASB-6WT 6-Piece Bakeware Set includes:
- (2) 9" Round Cake Pans
- (1) 9" Square Cake Pan
- (1) 12 Cup Muffin Pan
- (1) 15" Baking Sheet
- (1) 17" Baking Sheet
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