A toothbrush that moves? NOW WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!!

We're just going to say it: we'll never defeat tooth decay. It just won't happen. Heck, right now we probably even have a little pill that you can take that kills all the bacteria and plaque that attack your teeth. And why can't we citizens have it? Because we currently spend so much money on toothpaste, dentists and toothbrushes! Look in your heart. You know we're right.

So since we're stuck spending cash on tooth care, we might as well go for the very very best. A
Vibrating 360 Toothbrush will help your teeth be clean without the horrible stress of, say, moving your arm up and down for two minutes. Whew! Doesn't that get tiring?

Maybe one day Big Tooth will give us normal citizens access to their magical storehouse of cleaning pills. Until then, we're all gonna need to keep spending money in order to smile. But at least we can all have cool toothbrushes.

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