ATTENTION: Our records indicate your mandatory Flatiron Harassment Training is delinquent! Please visit our site to rectify this situation posthaste.

QUESTION ONE: The Andis 1" Flat Iron heats to 425 degrees in about 30 seconds. Which of the following is an appropriate comment?

1) Whoa, look who's heatin' up!
2) Say, baby, you're looking hot today!
3) Looks like both our heat settings are set on max!
4) Oh, 425 degrees F, huh? That'll be useful.

QUESTION TWO: Every Andis 1" Flat Iron styles the hair from the inside, no matter if it's fine, normal, thick or coarse. Which response to that statement is most appropriate for the office?

A) Heh heh heh heh heh "thick."
B) Say, who's the new girl? Did an angel just fall out of Heaven?
C) Speaking of styles, doesn't this porn star's hairdo look a lot like yours? No, look at it! It totally does!
D) Huh. I bet that would be very useful for people who wanted to style their hair.

QUESTION THREE: You see a co-worker walk into the room holding their Andis 1" Flat Iron. Which of these comments would be acceptable?

A) Is that a Andis 1" Flat Iron in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
B) Oh, yeah. That's what Daddy likes.
C) Did you hear what that woman was doing on Howard Stern this morning? Wooo-WEEE!
D) I know your Andis Flat Iron is very portable, but shouldn't you do all your grooming before you come into the office?

Please take your answers directly to the HR Department and wait as they assist you in scoring. Please make sure you have all your personal items with you, including your Andis 1" Flat Iron and your paperback book of pickup lines, as well as your badge and computer. Do not be alarmed when you see security enter the room, it is strictly routine.

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