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Naturally this can be confusing with descriptions like "first place" because one seems like a small number, but look at it this way: coming in first means you actually beat more people than anyone else, so you have a bigger number of wins. See? Now you're getting it!
So, in the game of sheets, an 800 TC Sheet (like these) would be far, far better than a zero thread count. A zero thread count means your sheet somehow fell on the floor. But a 800TC means you're covered in a soft, beautiful sheet that'll let you be comfy and dream happy dreams as only as winner can do. Not even those posers with a six hundred thread count sheet will be able to keep up with you! You'll be at the top of the heap when you're asleep! And kept warm by a soft, comfortable sheet!
That having been said, keep an eye out for anyone who looks like they've inherited sheets with a 1000 thread count. As a self-made 800TC person-of-leisure, THOSE are the people you're gonna want to party with.
Features
- Experience ultimate luxury with the 800 thread count cotton/polyester blend sheet set
- Sateen finish for a soft feel
- Constructed from a blend of Egyptian and Alpha cotton/polyester
- Fitted sheets feature all-around elastic and are 15" deep
- Easy care machine wash
4-Piece Sheet Set Includes:
- (1) Flat Sheet
- (1) Fitted Sheet
- (2) Pillowcases (Queen receives standard size; King and Cal King receive king size)
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
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Fabric: | 72% Egyptian Cotton/28% Cotton/Polyester |
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Made in: | India |
In the Box:
- (1) 800TC Sheet Set
Specs
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Queen: |
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Fabric: | 72% Egyptian Cotton/28% Cotton/Polyester |
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Made in: | India |
In the Box:
- (1) 800TC Sheet Set
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 17.335s
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