quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: Of all the cliche Valentine's Day gifts, I like ____________ the best.
  • 5.3% - Cards 31
  • 16.1% - Flowers 94
  • 38.2% - Chocolate 223
  • 6.5% - Candy 38
  • 5% - Stuffed Animals 29
  • 10.6% - Underwear 62
  • 18.3% - Soemthing Else 107
584 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ardubu

Soemthing else?

Ah, the hell with it.


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chuckf1

Lots of cash. Lots of it.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages leabowman

Whiskey... scotch, irish, bourbon, doesn't matter, just whiskey


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7

Lingerie, the racier, the better.


quality posts: 46 Private Messages moles1138

Correct spelling


quality posts: 2 Private Messages snarkyman

Cooking dinner together.


quality posts: 9 Private Messages prfesser

Sex. What else is there?


quality posts: 0 Private Messages riconsd

I guess this is a family show.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Halieus

I bring the kids to a sitter (very early), while my wife cooks me a massive steak (w/huge potato, veggies, etc.), cooks herself a bunch of shrimp, makes an awesome dessert, then after dinner we either get a movie, or go shopping with all the money we didn't spend at a high-end restaurant & the movies.


quality posts: 61 Private Messages PocketBrain

Rotting vegetation!

I discovered that rotting animal carcasses are less enthusiastically received.

Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages netprophet1976

I didn't know it was a thing until this morning, but I'll take the first resignation from the current administration.


quality posts: 10 Private Messages pkrzycki

A little keepsake or figurine.