Did you hear about the Tools and Garden wedding? Tools got cold feet and left Garden at the altar. Now, supposedly Garden is shacked up with Kitchen, and Tools is desperate to get her back. Really, really awkward!
This seems like a great idea; has anyone used the SnapBagger? I have a lot of yard work ahead of me and I believe in using the right tool for the job!
Still a better love story than twilight
Forgive me, but I think it's supposed to be spelled "altar." An easy mistake to make, in any case. (Sorry!)
[MOD EDIT: I now pronounce you man and grammatically correct spelling of "altar", you may now kiss the...wait..don't...]