It's just so ... shiny. And ... smooth. You wanna touch it? Go ahead, don't be afraid. Just reach out and ... that's right. Just like that. OK THAT'S ENOUGH. Sheesh. Get your own sleek watch to rub.
Sleek, as defined by someone who thinks a sledgehammer is "svelte"
For the record this Piemonte watch did not arrive in the watch box shown in the picture. It arrived in a much lower quality box.