You know my methods, apply them! Look here with my Carson magnifying glass, Watson, and you can see that...ugh...what is all that gunk. Is that mildew? Oh God there's mold everywhere when you look closely enough. Don't breathe! Never breathe again!
Does anyone know if the zOrb would make a good digital scope for a turntable stylus? Maybe I should Google that.
Very very funny description.