Trust me, I'd eat a pound of something worse than just hair for $1 million...

Depends on what kind of human hair...

k4th3r1n3 wrote:Depends on what kind of human hair...

ewwwwwwwww!

k4th3r1n3 wrote:Depends on what kind of human hair...

No, for 1 million dollars, I don't think it does

Would you rather eat a pound of butter or a cup of flour(nothing to drink with it)?

quejar wrote:Would you rather eat a pound of butter or a cup of flour(nothing to drink with it)?

Butter, because it will kill you in 10 years rather than asphyxiate you immediately.

You can't digest human hair. An old hairstylist friend once told me (true or not, I don't know) that they'd make prisoners eat small cut hairs as torture as they'd lodge in the stomach lining and become very painful. So, no hair is worth that. Plus, think how much hair is needed to actually make these amounts, a metric crap ton.A pound is a pound, true but you get the idea.

ugg. giant hairball and poop on a string for weeks.

yeah its not healthy. but after I get the money I could have surgery to correct whatever problems the hair poses.

Shouldn't you get $62,500 for eating an ounce of hair?
$1,000,000/16 oz = $62,500/oz

Based on woot polls, I've come to the conclusion that the going price for a human soul is one million dollars. Of course many could be had for considerably less.

logicape wrote:Trust me, I'd eat a pound of something worse than just hair for $1 million...

I completely agree with this...

I work in customer service there is no way if you saw the people I deal with you would even think hair was an option for any amount of money.

the average human eats more then a pound of hair in its lifetime... Why not do it for a profit.....D

I want a representative to show up with a pound of hair and a million dollars. Then we'll find out who's willing to bargain.

Could I put ketchup on it?

What's the time frame for eating said hair? Do I have an hour or a year?

More important - Do I get a t-shirt (maybe a woot t-shirt) and/or my photo on the wall at woot headquarters? (That's Amazon's basement, right?)

theother1 wrote:Shouldn't you get $62,500 for eating an ounce of hair?
$1,000,000/16 oz = $62,500/oz

Lady, that's the poa major factor in why the pound wins.... a 1000/16 advantage.

Tell me I'm not the only one
who's suddenly hungry for
Taco Bell!!!! :p