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Poll: How drunk are you right now?
  • 0.8% - Loaded 49
  • 1% - Schlitzed 65
  • 0.9% - Blotto 58
  • 1.2% - Sloshed 73
  • 0.9% - Tippled 59
  • 1.3% - Wasted 80
  • 89.4% - Three sheets to the wind 5570
  • 1.2% - Shnookered 77
  • 3.2% - Mixy wixy 197
6228 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

myrddinemrys


quality posts: 3 Private Messages myrddinemrys

This poll is minutes old, yet 2890 votes have been cast so far? Waddams Threatens Fire? I call shenanigans! >:-/

jnelson203


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jnelson203

I'm not as drinked as you drunk I am.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Blitzed is my favorite adjective to describe drunkenness.

That and 5417-faced.

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 25 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl

Sober over

finzup


quality posts: 1 Private Messages finzup

back when we were young and fun, we used to say cocked.

Let's go get cocked!
I'm so cocked!
She was so cocked she puked all over the inside of my car...

I've noticed that some people list all their woot purchases in their signature. Me? No way, no how. I don't even want to acknowledge to myself, much less anyone else, just how much $$ I've spent on woot crap since 2006.

starman27


quality posts: 1 Private Messages starman27

My friends and I used to say, when someone was exceptionally intoxicated, that they were "moon-faced," but we don't say it anymore.

olperfesser


quality posts: 2 Private Messages olperfesser

It's 8:30 in the morning... Stone cold sober.

wickedd365


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wickedd365

Seeing as I'm here at work I'm sober, unfortunately.
This evening will be a whole other story.

mdkopper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mdkopper

Didn't see on the list.
Don't drink. There coulb people
like that. (me)

jackw


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jackw

At 8:15am in the morning, I could only wish...

I live the way I type, FAST, with a lot of mistakes.

MISRy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MISRy

Totaled

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui
mdkopper wrote:Didn't see on the list.
Don't drink. There coulb people
like that. (me)



Indeed, I do not drink alcohol, either.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

This poll should have been under wine!

BTW, here is the meaning of the most popular answer:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/three-sheets-to-the-wind.html

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roadlizard7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7

Blasted or snockered. Or at least I will be when I get home after work.

berblaine


quality posts: 2 Private Messages berblaine

If only.

jcipolla


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jcipolla

Smashed Jackson.

RWoodward


quality posts: 58 Private Messages RWoodward
ckeilah wrote:BTW, here is the meaning of the most popular answer:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/three-sheets-to-the-wind.html



Great site. I'm subscribed to their weekly newsletter, although I haven't received one in a few months.

hwalsh10284


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hwalsh10284

whaaa

stella54


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stella54

Sober as a judge (a good judge). I drank enough in my first 40 years to last the next 40+ years.