Stigmata with Nutella is just nasty!

All of the above would be one of the most disappointing super heroes ever.

NUTELLA IS DELICIOUS. But I still have to go with the parakeet-telepathy. It's the least comic-relief-y and parakeets are awesome.

Nursing mothers pray for indestructible nipples!

Are you kidding? I'd have a network of parakeet spies! Think of the power!

I gota fart anyway, I might as well be able to use that to make me fly.

Gotta go with the parakeets. Maybe they could pick up some useful information for me.

Of course, there is the possibility that all I would learn from parakeets would be, eat the seeds, eat the seeds, eat the seeds...

Most of those are just silly/funny. But as a nursing mom, indestructible nipples would be awesome and useful.

bejacques wrote:Nursing mothers pray for indestructible nipples!

This poll shows how many moms who are/have nursed in the woot community.

starman27 wrote:Are you kidding? I'd have a network of parakeet spies! Think of the power!

That's what I was thinking.. you'd have a parakeet army at your disposal. The potential uses I could think of for a flock of 20,000 small, colorful birds under my control is mind-boggling.

Also, you could have a pretty cool show in Las Vegas ;)

cycokiller wrote:
Also, you could have a pretty cool show in Las Vegas ;)

Like Siegfried and Roy, but more dangerous.

I can already levitate with flatulence. Does that mean I win?

super BO

bejacques wrote:Nursing mothers pray for indestructible nipples!

I was gonna say the same thing!