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Poll: Which fictitious president would you vote for if they ran for ACTUAL President?
  • 0.8% - Jackson Evans (The Contender) 15
  • 6.1% - President Beck (Deep Impact) 109
  • 9% - Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove) 162
  • 37.2% - Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day) 666
  • 17.5% - Dave Kovic (Dave) 314
  • 26.1% - James Marshall (Air Force Once) 467
  • 1% - Jordan Lyman (Seven Days in May) 18
  • 2.3% - Henry Ashton (Vantage Point) 41
1792 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

sleeperman620


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David Palmer (24)

aberrantarbiter


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David Palmer hands down.

ckeilah


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24. Seriously. Three of us came here to say the same thing. Fail, woot!

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

Sabre99


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Zaphod Beeblebrox

What? You didn't say it had to be the president of the United States.

momemom


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One more vote for David Palmer. Was severely disappointed in him not being an option.

xashen


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Jack Ryan from the Tom Clancy books.

secretwife


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Totally David Palmer. How could you forget him?

ChangoMalo


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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

cedaroo


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Jeb Bartlet for President!

Unless perhaps Stephen Cobert were running.


curtisuxor


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Agree about David Palmer.
Woot really screwed the pooch on this one.

A very distant second would be Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from Idiocracy.

Philippa


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cedaroo wrote:Jeb Bartlet for President!

Unless perhaps Stephen Cobert were running.



You beat me to it.

bluedaisy925


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Absolutely David Palmer!

UDRandman


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curtisuxor wrote:Agree about David Palmer.
Woot really screwed the pooch on this one.

A very distant second would be Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from Idiocracy.



This is the only right answer to the question.

lalakaye13


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sleeperman620 wrote:David Palmer (24)




David Palmer ALWAYS.

phoenixgirrl


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cedaroo wrote:Jeb Bartlet for President!



Exactly what I came here to say! I'm disappointed he wasn't one of the choices.

Andrew Shepherd from The American President would be good, too.

cebii


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cedaroo wrote:Jeb Bartlet for President!

Unless perhaps Stephen Colbert were running.



I agree

Lister22


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I second the vote for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


werdwerdus


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What about Richard Nixon's Head?

straken73


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David Palmer FTW (For The Win) don't want anyone to get confused with the other "FTW".

sabrina1347


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David Palmer. Hands down. I would have expected you to have that woot, what up?

BuffBillsFan


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Bartlet...

And screw the term limitations.

Bartlet for life.

imnothardcore


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Palmer (24) for sure!!

whats woot thinking?

plus its the allstate guy. :D

llandar


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ckeilah wrote:24. Seriously. Three of us came here to say the same thing. Fail, woot!



Yes, this thing specifically designed to get people involved in a silly discussion on the site certainly was a fail.

facemeetpavement


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President Lindberg (Fifth Element)!

adventureinc


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Only fictional president i'd vote for is President Camacho.

kenph2oski


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The American President
President Andrew Shepherd

SvenJ


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Write in
Josiah Bartlet from West Wing

altereggo


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Seriously?

Harrison Ford would open up that cool warehouse with the Arc of the Covenant.

AeroSquid


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President Beck (Deep Impact) is the CLEAR choice. That is MORGAN FREEMAN people. Easily the best president ever. He could nuke China and even the Chinese would be okay with it if he explained just why it had to happen. Hell I WROTE Morgan Freeman on the last 3 presidential ballots I filled out. (not rly but i might next time now that i think about it).

lightsabr2


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Another vote for Jack Ryan.

soullessecho


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Thomas J. Whitmore led an attack against a vastly superior (frikin aliens man!) force to save not just the nation,but the world. David Palmer got shot at a lot.

rockymaste9


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Best President actor was Michael Douglas in An American President ! Best entertainment in Years!

DrStrangewoot


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Barney Stinson for pres What Up!

TheCK


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Morgan Freeman - need I say more...

--TheCK

clauzilla


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Martin Huggins

audient


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Jed Bartlet.

infinitebluex2


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cedaroo wrote:Jeb Bartlet for President!

Unless perhaps Stephen Cobert were running.





totally jeb bartlet. so much jeb bartlet, i would vote for martin sheen.

brian3937


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I guess you are only going with movie presidents. If TV were included I'd say David Palmer (24)but with a less annoying first lady.

Fatdawgsmaw


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Bartlet. Hell, if Martin Sheen decided to run I'd consider voting for him.