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Poll: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  • 9.8% - I would murder you and everyone you’ve ever loved. 163
  • 8.6% - I would bring the world’s financial system crashing down, throwing civilization into ruin. 143
  • 9.8% - I would sell my body. 164
  • 5% - I would engage in shadowy black market organ trade. 83
  • 5.3% - I would persecute an entire culture and drive them to the brink of extinction. 88
  • 61.5% - Nothing. Klondike bars aren’t very good. 1024
1665 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

jeffcazier


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So whadda ya say Guido? I'll give you a 44 year old left kidney and throw in a couple a near-sited blue eyes for a box o' dem Klondike barss! Kapeesh?!

likeaboss6


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Ahhh Dang...

PocketBrain


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63.8% (as of my vote) selected NOTHING?. Where's the ENTHUSIASM???

olperfesser


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Nothing. Klondike bars aren’t very good (for me). One of the many things I gave up after developing Diabetes.

jesssup


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jesssup

I think the real question is: "What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?"

lboban


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Lie, cheat, steal, but no bodily harm.

necoras


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I would go to the store and buy one. I mean, they're like $.50, tops.

roadlizard7


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I'm easy, so I might sell my body, Klondike bar or no.

natalieug


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As a kid I thought that Klondikes were the most awesome thing in ice cream treats. As a grownup with the ability to purchase whatever ice cream treat I want whenever I want, they're not so awesome any more.

surveyor3


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roadlizard7 wrote:I'm easy, so I might sell my body, Klondike bar or no.



I've been giving it away for years.

kelvren16


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surveyor3 wrote:I've been giving it away for years.



me too >_<

frugglez


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...69% of people who voted on this are mentally unstable, or are actually native inhabitants of the Yukon who are still pissed that we've been mispronouncing the name for hundreds of years. Sorry, embittered inhabitants, but Klondike bars taste amazing.

ROGETRAY


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It depends...we talking the Reese's Klondike bar?



Then the answer...is ANYTHING....

alanhwoot


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Ah, it's chocolate covered ice cream that's available everywhere. So, "go to my local grocery or convenience store and buy one if I feel like it."

phileoca


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- I would bring the world’s financial system crashing down, throwing civilization into ruin.


Obama is already doing this.
Give him and Pelosi a crate of Klondikes.

My wife woots too

curtisuxor


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phileoca wrote:- I would bring the world’s financial system crashing down, throwing civilization into ruin.


Obama is already doing this.
Give him and Pelosi a crate of Klondikes.



Because Pelosi governs our financial system? Try blaming the right people.