Poll: How are you at composing similes?
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8.8% -
I’m like an aged Spanish fisherman hauling in line with his gnarled knuckles.
86
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43.2% -
I’m like a Woot writer struggling to come up with a poll idea.
421
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7.5% -
I’m like sunlight refracting through dewdrops collecting on a boogie board.
73
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22.2% -
I’m like everything. And nothing.
216
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18.3% -
I’m like wheat falling before the scythe while making little screaming sounds.
178
974 votes
Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
