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Poll: I wish I could make my own:
  • 2.5% - Paper 36
  • 5.1% - Barbecue sauce 73
  • 66.1% - Gasoline 937
  • 3.3% - Candles 47
  • 5.3% - Candy bars 75
  • 4% - Something else (comments) 57
  • 13.6% - I CAN MAKE IT ALL! 193
1418 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

spitfire6006006


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Money?

Z07


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Z07

Gold

FedEx SmartPost, because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

ardubu


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ardubu

Space Program.
Let's go to Mars!
(I'll be waiting here for you, when you get back...)

If you want, you pay...
But, if you need, you pay more!

mschauber


quality posts: 40 Private Messages mschauber

Hot Sake

--
Hey you, out there in the cold; Getting lonely, getting old; Can you feel me? - Pink Floyd/Roger Waters
My CT

earpndoll


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Ladies!!!!!!!!! Slutty ass sexxxy D.D.G ladies!!!!!!!!! WHICH ALL WOULD HAVE GREAT, EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

soullessecho


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I want to genetically engineer my own monkeys.They would look like spider monkey except they would be 75% larger.I would also eliminate any overly aggressive genes as well as the genes which lead to poo flinging.I would make them slightly smarter but as loyal and loving as a well trained Golden Retriever.I would call them MegaMonkeys!!!

gergdees


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Something else - flawless replicas of $20.00 & $100.00 bills at a very fast rate.

fjp999


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soullessecho wrote:I want to genetically engineer my own monkeys.They would look like spider monkey except they would be 75% larger.I would also eliminate any overly aggressive genes as well as the genes which lead to poo flinging.I would make them slightly smarter but as loyal and loving as a well trained Golden Retriever.I would call them MegaMonkeys!!!



Sounds like the best thing since peanut butter cups!!!

When do you expect to have the first bunch on the market?

finzup


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shoes & handbags

I've noticed that some people list all their woot purchases in their signature. Me? No way, no how. I don't even want to acknowledge to myself, much less anyone else, just how much $$ I've spent on woot crap since 2006.

kat351


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Batteries

2/1/2007 Digital Blue PC Animation Station
11/17/2006 iRobot Roomba Discovery SE
9/24/2006 HP Photo Studio
5/11/2006 Dazzle Digital Video Creator 90
1/22/2008 My Name is IT shirt
NICE!

moles1138


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soullessecho wrote:I want to genetically engineer my own monkeys.They would look like spider monkey except they would be 75% larger.I would also eliminate any overly aggressive genes as well as the genes which lead to poo flinging.I would make them slightly smarter but as loyal and loving as a well trained Golden Retriever.I would call them MegaMonkeys!!!



...and they could fly!

Ouijan


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Time machine! But, if not that, then gas (if the components were cheaper than market price per gallon). If not that, then beef jerky or peanut butter.

losbradley


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gergdees wrote:Something else - flawless replicas of $20.00 & $100.00 bills at a very fast rate.



Good answer!

cathyk39


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Wine! I mean, I know I CAN, but I wish I had the time and energy. . .

"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk."
~~ Lee Entrekin

atx85


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soullessecho wrote:I want to genetically engineer my own monkeys.They would look like spider monkey except they would be 75% larger.I would also eliminate any overly aggressive genes as well as the genes which lead to poo flinging.I would make them slightly smarter but as loyal and loving as a well trained Golden Retriever.I would call them MegaMonkeys!!!



Count me in for one please!

If you consider creating them to be 75% *smaller* than the current Spider Monkey - I'll be in for two!

roadlizard7


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Winning lottery tickets.

PocketBrain


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Makerbot Replicator. ;-)

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timup1


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Perpetual Mothion Machine

Suck it, thermodynamics!

DarthTagnan


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moles1138 wrote:...and they could fly!



Sold!!! I'll take a dozen.

Then, I can have them get my ruby slippers!

yourtor


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Job. That way I could get paid and never have to work.

merd919


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I DO make my own paper!

ladyloerya


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If I could make my own gasoline, then I could afford all the other stuff on the list and wouldn't have to want to make it myself.

cymax


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I don't know... an unlimited supply of candy bars sounds pretty good...