Amazon, PLEASE leave Woot! alone!!!!!

"This place used to be cool."

"Stuff you can't believe could be offered for sale at a price so low you can't avoid considering a purchase."

More of the same..... again!

Cool Stuff you WILL SPEND your unlawfully earned money on! Do it like a debtor nation! With gusto!

Woot! The place to buy vacuums.

"Stuff you didn't know you needed... and probably don't"

You know when you have that dream that you're giving a report in front of the class and realize your naked? We're like that but with stuff.

"WOOT! Once was great!" The best slogans are truthfull

I chose "A place to buy batteries sometimes", clicked over to Deals Woot and the featured item was a big pack of batteries. Lol.

cengland0 wrote:Woot! The place to buy vacuums.

Get out of my head. (...and I just bought a vacuum this morning)

Woot! The biggest selection of backpacks anywhere! (Oh, yeah, and some other crap, too!)

My entry...
"Woot! We're all that and a bag o' crap!"

"Where the cool crap comes from."

gdubjames wrote:"Stuff you didn't know you needed... and probably don't"

Love this one!

And they missed the question of the day on the Home! and Sport! pages. Lack of material eh?

Some of these contradict each other but I figured i'd give different flavors.

"Woot! When you should be working..."

"Woot! Items you'll never need at prices you'll just regret later."

"Woot! When you don't have enough junk already."

"Woot! When all your bills are paid and you've just got money to waste."

"Woot! Where you can buy things that really suck.... like a Dyson."

"Woot! Selling you items you don't need so you can brag about how many you've purchased in your signature on the forums. Even the biggest loser can become the biggest winner amongst other losers."

"Woot! We know it's crap but someone wants it..."

"Woot! Getting rid of other peoples crap since 2004!"

"Woot! Losing business since 2010!"

"Woot! Because that last credit card isn't maxed out yet."

"Woot! We have no idea why you would want this but here you go."

Woot! Because you can!

Woot - Where Roombas go to die....

jediokie wrote:You know when you have that dream that you're giving a report in front of the class and realize your naked? We're like that but with stuff.

I admit, laughed out loud.

Woot, where Amazon thinks 30 deals is the same as a deal a day!

Woot happens. But not as much as it used to.

WOOT.com for all your Kelty backpack needs.

Woot!
We prove sarcasm can sell marginal merchandise.

Woot!
I stayed up until midnight for this?

Woot!
Because geeks don't gamble enough.

Woot!
It's like online dating for stuff.

Woot....gotta love 'em!

"Where regrets are made a reality."

Woot! Save money, live cluttered.

Refurb (In the style of 'Freebird')

If I return here tomorrow
What is it I think I will see?
Perhaps something not that's just used, now
'Cause there's too many issues with refurbs, see

Woot! Where you come to answer poll questions and maybe buy a thing or two every year that you don't need but is kinda cool.

It may need to be condensed.

How about "Woot! It may need to be condensed."

a04971xx wrote:Woot! Where you come to answer poll questions and maybe buy a thing or two every year that you don't need but is kinda cool.

It may need to be condensed.

I think you should have a countdown timer to the next woot-of under the name.

"Watch us dilute our brand and ruin a good thing".

"One Day a few deals"