Oh, hey, you found us. Come on in. Try not to spill anything on the
carpet. It’s brand new. Sellout.Woot isn’t much like a typical online
store, so the first thing you’ll want to do is take a look at our FAQ.
It spells out this whole Sellout.Woot mess in excruciating detail: one
product for sale cheap every day at midnight Central time, plus lots of
bad jokes and bitter arguments, all brought to you by the combined
forces of Woot and Yahoo! You’re lucky we didn’t call this website
something like “Yawhootoo!!”
Once you’ve committed our FAQ
catechism to memory, you’re ready to share your half-cocked opinions
and uninformed prejudices with the rest of our community. Whether
you’re searching for answers about what we’re selling today or you just want to make some fake Internet friends to replace the real-life friends who won’t return your calls, the community forum is the place to do it.
If you’re already a Woot member, your existing account works with Sellout.Woot, too. If not, you’ll need to create a free Woot account
to buy anything or to post on our forums. If you have no interest in
becoming a Woot member, we recommend that you learn to manage your time
better rather than waste it reading blog posts on sites you don’t care
about.
If you still have no idea what’s going to happen here
at Sellout.Woot, well, that makes about a million of us. Whatever it
is, it should be interesting. We’ll soon see whether it’s interesting
like a trip to the Louvre or interesting like a six-car pileup on the
freeway.