JayMatt19


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hot72chev wrote:How long would it take a grasshopper with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?



Is that longer or shorter than the length of time it takes a porcupine to properly blow dry his mother's hat?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:Is that longer or shorter than the length of time it takes a porcupine to properly blow dry his mother's hat?


Do we need to know exactly what type of hat she's wearing to answer that question?


mick52


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porcupine's wear hats now???



(nothing to do with the game. iv'e seen raccoons, possums, skunks, foxes, too many coyotes, musk rats etc... i have not seen a porcupine in many years. )


JayMatt19


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mick52 wrote:porcupine's wear hats now???



(nothing to do with the game. iv'e seen raccoons, possums, skunks, foxes, too many coyotes, musk rats etc... i have not seen a porcupine in many years. )



Why is it that so many people misuse the apostrophe?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:Why is it that so many people misuse the apostrophe?


Could it be (and Im' not sure) that woot'ers just type stuff in-to thi's without worrying about perfekt punctuation or spellling usually?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:Could it be (and Im' not sure) that woot'ers just type stuff in-to thi's without worrying about perfekt punctuation or spellling usually?



Could that be due to the auto sensor equipment that keeps changing these Mentosing words to words that are deemed more appropriate? C'mon, who gives a Mentos anyways? You decided to call your random box a "Bandoleer of Carrots" and now we need to watch our language? I'm pissed off!

daveinwarshington


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Maybe someone needs to take the official woot anger management course?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:Maybe someone needs to take the official woot anger management course?



Are the spaces for the course only sold during woot offs, for 30sec, in the middle of the night?

mick52


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do you think they might do home visits?


daveinwarshington


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mick52 wrote:do you think they might do home visits?


Should we get really angry if they don't do home visits?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:Should we get really angry if they don't do home visits?



Should we be relieved if the anger management classes are cancelled and they offer basket weaving classes instead?

mick52


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i love baskets, put a bunch of stuff in them, makes things look nice and tidy. doesn't everyone love baskets?


olcubmaster


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mick52 wrote:i love baskets, put a bunch of stuff in them, makes things look nice and tidy. doesn't everyone love baskets?



Can anyone explain the appeal or astronomical perceived worth of Longaberger baskets?

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

daveinwarshington


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olcubmaster wrote:Can anyone explain the appeal or astronomical perceived worth of Longaberger baskets?


Maybe it's because Yogi Bear has increased the value of a quality picnic basket?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:Maybe it's because Yogi Bear has increased the value of a quality picnic basket?



Does a quality picnic basket have to be filled with quality foods?

olcubmaster


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Inatangle wrote:Does a quality picnic basket have to be filled with quality foods?



Wouldn't you rather have a low quality basket filled with exceptionally high quality foods?

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

JayMatt19


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olcubmaster wrote:Wouldn't you rather have a low quality basket filled with exceptionally high quality foods?



Why would I choose a low quality reusable item with high quality perishables? Wouldn't the reverse make more sense?

mick52


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JayMatt19 wrote:Why would I choose a low quality reusable item with high quality perishables? Wouldn't the reverse make more sense?



doesn't everyone know how to roast a chicken?


JayMatt19


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mick52 wrote:doesn't everyone know how to roast a chicken?



What does that have to do with the question that I just asked?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:What does that have to do with the question that I just asked?


What if there's no question in answer to your last question?


mick52


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daveinwarshington wrote:What if there's no question in answer to your last question?



yep, what dave said. so ok. who would would prefer a high quality reusable basket saturated with rotten smelly perishables verus a low quality basket filled with exceptionally high quality foods?


daveinwarshington


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mick52 wrote:yep, what dave said. so ok. who would would prefer a high quality reusable basket saturated with rotten smelly perishables verus a low quality basket filled with exceptionally high quality foods?


Can we just order a pizza and beer instead?


hot72chev


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daveinwarshington wrote:Can we just order a pizza and beer instead?



Will they deliver beer?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

JayMatt19


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hot72chev wrote:Will they deliver beer?



More importantly, would it be ice cold when it got here?

mick52


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JayMatt19 wrote:More importantly, would it be ice cold when it got here?



drinking warm beer would hurt your feelings?


JayMatt19


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mick52 wrote:drinking warm beer would hurt your feelings?



Is there anything worse in the food department than warm beer?

hot72chev


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JayMatt19 wrote:Is there anything worse in the food department than warm beer?



Wouldn't hair in your food be worse?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

JayMatt19


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hot72chev wrote:Wouldn't hair in your food be worse?



Wouldn't that depend on whose hair it was?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:Wouldn't that depend on whose hair it was?



Would it be better if the hair came from Elvis?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:Would it be better if the hair came from Elvis?



Would it be worse if it was Elvis's hair in warm beer?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:Would it be worse if it was Elvis's hair in warm beer?


Isn't Elvis still alive & drinking warm beer in Vegas?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:Isn't Elvis still alive & drinking warm beer in Vegas?



Why would Elvis be in Vegas instead of his home state of Tennessee?

daveinwarshington


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JayMatt19 wrote:Why would Elvis be in Vegas instead of his home state of Tennessee?


Isn't Las Vegas more fun than Tennessee?


Inatangle


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daveinwarshington wrote:Isn't Las Vegas more fun than Tennessee?



Isn't Tennessee more to a musicians liking than Los Vegas?

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:Isn't Tennessee more to a musicians liking than Los Vegas?


Is Tennessee really that much fun for a dead famous musician?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:Is Tennessee really that much fun for a dead famous musician?



Isn't this entire line of discussion under the presumption that Elvis is alive?

hot72chev


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JayMatt19 wrote:Isn't this entire line of discussion under the presumption that Elvis is alive?



Are you implying Elvis isn't alive?

x9
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

mick52


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hot72chev wrote:Are you implying Elvis isn't alive?



is it elvis ghost???


daveinwarshington


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Shouldn't Elvis' ghost have fun too?


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:Shouldn't Elvis' ghost have fun too?



Does his ghost have fun with other ghosts, or with real people?