Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:Yes. Taking it further, it's only macaroni & cheese from a box, sweet pickles sliced in 1/8" slices, plain unsalted potato chips, grape KoolAid and chocolate pudding cups from the dollar store.
It's all a person would ever want, I think. I'm hoping everyone else agrees.


The person below me does not like any music. It all has just too many different notes to listen to.



I'll say it does! There's the off key note of my sister, the angry note from my mom, the screechy notes from my smart alecky kids, the tinny note from the woodpecker who insists on pecking on my gutter... all of those notes drive me CRAZY! Then again, my dad says I really shouldn't take all of these musical(...?) notes so personally. But what else can I do? I have perfect pitch!

The person below me has invented a machine that recycles worn out car tires and turns them into basketballs. They're planning to sell the patent for this machine to the NBA.

JDSardone


quality posts: 21 Private Messages JDSardone
Inatangle wrote:I'll say it does! There's the off key note of my sister, the angry note from my mom, the screechy notes from my smart alecky kids, the tinny note from the woodpecker who insists on pecking on my gutter... all of those notes drive me CRAZY! Then again, my dad says I really shouldn't take all of these musical(...?) notes so personally. But what else can I do? I have perfect pitch!

The person below me has invented a machine that recycles worn out car tires and turns them into basketballs. They're planning to sell the patent for this machine to the NBA.



Well they told me they declined my offer. The basketballs made from the recycled tire rubber were black instead of orange, and they left way too many black rubber marks all over the court.

The person below me used to have a Delorean time machine, but they are going to tell us how they lost it.

JayMatt19


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JDSardone wrote:Well they told me they declined my offer. The basketballs made from the recycled tire rubber were black instead of orange, and they left way too many black rubber marks all over the court.

The person below me used to have a Delorean time machine, but they are going to tell us how they lost it.



Never park in a tow-away zone during a presidential visit. Your car (in my case my time traveling Delorean) will probably end up at the bottom of a lake somewhere.

The person below me can type in pig-latin

JDSardone


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JayMatt19 wrote:Never park in a tow-away zone during a presidential visit. Your car (in my case my time traveling Delorean) will probably end up at the bottom of a lake somewhere.

The person below me can type in pig-latin



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daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
JDSardone wrote:
hetay ersonpay elowbay emay isway ellway ersedvay inway eadingray igpay atinlay andway illway elltay usway owhay onglay itway ooktay hemtay otay eadyray histay essagemay


It didn't take very long. The secret is to translate it from Pig Latin to Klingon. Then From Klingon to French. Then from French to English! No problem!

The person below me raises rodeo bulls, but now wants to start up a delicate glass wares shop in the same building.



JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:It didn't take very long. The secret is to translate it from Pig Latin to Klingon. Then From Klingon to French. Then from French to English! No problem!

The person below me raises rodeo bulls, but now wants to start up a delicate glass wares shop in the same building.



If you were insured the way I insured the delicate glass ware shop, you'd put it above the rodeo bull training site as well!

The person below me bites their toenails

mick52


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JayMatt19 wrote:If you were insured the way I insured the delicate glass ware shop, you'd put it above the rodeo bull training site as well!

The person below me bites their toenails



so what if i do, when i can't find the clippers? don't be jealous, cause you're not as limber as me.

the person below me... wishes they could find some magic shoes, so their feet could be the greatest tap dancer in the world .


daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
mick52 wrote:so what if i do, when i can't find the clippers? don't be jealous, cause you're not as limber as me.

the person below me... wishes they could find some magic shoes, so their feet could be the greatest tap dancer in the world .


I actually do have magic shoes. I just can't get them to improve my tap dancing. I'm so upset, all they do is turn anything I kick into gold. I wanted them to help me tap dance!

The person below me is considering taking a college course on 'balloon animal art'.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:I actually do have magic shoes. I just can't get them to improve my tap dancing. I'm so upset, all they do is turn anything I kick into gold. I wanted them to help me tap dance!

The person below me is considering taking a college course on 'balloon animal art'.



Well, I've got to do something about my ineptness with balloons. I took the mail order course but it didn't go so well. My monkeys, kangaroos, and tigers were still popping. Then I tried reading "Balloons For Dummies" but I was still popping penguins, poodles, and pandas. It was SO frustrating!

So taking this college course is my last ditch effort. The registrar told me that if I pop anything else, he'll let me audit the course for free.

The person below me plans to shoot a world class ad for the Super Bowl. They are hitting up all of their friends for the funding to pull it off.

JayMatt19


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Inatangle wrote:Well, I've got to do something about my ineptness with balloons. I took the mail order course but it didn't go so well. My monkeys, kangaroos, and tigers were still popping. Then I tried reading "Balloons For Dummies" but I was still popping penguins, poodles, and pandas. It was SO frustrating!

So taking this college course is my last ditch effort. The registrar told me that if I pop anything else, he'll let me audit the course for free.

The person below me plans to shoot a world class ad for the Super Bowl. They are hitting up all of their friends for the funding to pull it off.



I'm a bit short, but I'm confident my friends will come thru for me. If you see the commercial offering homemade Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, you'll know that I got the money I needed to air the commercial.

The person below me thinks the NFL ProBowl is better than any playoff game

JDSardone


quality posts: 21 Private Messages JDSardone
JayMatt19 wrote:I'm a bit short, but I'm confident my friends will come thru for me. If you see the commercial offering homemade Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, you'll know that I got the money I needed to air the commercial.

The person below me thinks the NFL ProBowl is better than any playoff game



No no no... NFL Pro Toilet Bowl...
its the latest and greatest when it comes to toilet bowls. It's the only Ninty-Five Liters per flush Pro Toilet Bowl!!! Its scientifically designed to handle anything that those professional eaters like Joey Chestnut can drop on them.

The person below me has the worlds largest collection of fish scales.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
JDSardone wrote:
The person below me has the worlds largest collection of fish scales.


I couldn't decide whether to collect the scales scraped from dead fish, or the scales to weigh them.
I decided to collect both!
I may open a Fish Scale Museum next month & charge people $50 to come in.


The person below me is going out to cut down their Christmas tree this weekend, to get the best selection of trees.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:I couldn't decide whether to collect the scales scraped from dead fish, or the scales to weigh them.
I decided to collect both!
I may open a Fish Scale Museum next month & charge people $50 to come in.


The person below me is going out to cut down their Christmas tree this weekend, to get the best selection of trees.



I love the smell of fresh pine all year 'round! Besides that, I've heard about a brand new technique for preserving Christmas trees. All you have to do is dip the tree into a vat of hot wax, and it will last forever. I'm going to put lots of ornaments on it before I put it in the vat. Presto! I'll never have to decorate a Christmas tree again!

The person below me is planning to move to a cold location, (i.e. Alaska) so they can build a cabin out of Kit Kat candy bars to live in.

JDSardone


quality posts: 21 Private Messages JDSardone
Inatangle wrote:I love the smell of fresh pine all year 'round! Besides that, I've heard about a brand new technique for preserving Christmas trees. All you have to do is dip the tree into a vat of hot wax, and it will last forever. I'm going to put lots of ornaments on it before I put it in the vat. Presto! I'll never have to decorate a Christmas tree again!

The person below me is planning to move to a cold location, (i.e. Alaska) so they can build a cabin out of Kit Kat candy bars to live in.



Ever since I was little and playing with Lincoln Logs, I always criticized the design. I disliked that they were only flat at certain sections. I wished they were completely flat across the top and bottom, like Kit Kat Bars! Thus the idea was born, My dream home, the Kit Kat Cabin. Due to the melting nature of chocolate, obviously this dream has to wait until I move somewhere cold.

The person below me loves to give away Beggin' Strips to everyone they meet.

daveinwarshington


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JDSardone wrote:
The person below me loves to give away Beggin' Strips to everyone they meet.


Of course I do. I only meet dogs anymore and they are always begging for treats!

The person below me has saved a bucket of dirt from every place they have ever visited.


indiefox


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daveinwarshington wrote:Of course I do. I only meet dogs anymore and they are always begging for treats!

The person below me has saved a bucket of dirt from every place they have ever visited.



Because land is where I'm safe, so I must always have dirt with me!

The person below me has at least 3 twitter accounts for inanimate objects they have found on the street.

daveinwarshington


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indiefox wrote:
The person below me has at least 3 twitter accounts for inanimate objects they have found on the street.



I'm upset about it. The cigar butt and the Juicy Fruit gum wrapper have more followers than I do!

The person below me only eats orange or blue food.


JayMatt19


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daveinwarshington wrote:I'm upset about it. The cigar butt and the Juicy Fruit gum wrapper have more followers than I do!

The person below me only eats orange or blue food.



It's a small sacrifice to pay to truly be a diehard Mets fan... LETS GO METS!!

The person below me just put bet $500 on the winner of this Sunday's Superbowl. They can't believe Vegas gave them 1,000,000:1 odds on the Packers.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
JayMatt19 wrote:
The person below me just put bet $500 on the winner of this Sunday's Superbowl. They can't believe Vegas gave them 1,000,000:1 odds on the Packers.


I think it's a good bet.
I'm hoping they sneak into the stadium early, steal & wear the uniforms for those damn Pats, then WIN THE SUPERBOWL! I'll be rich!

The person below me thinks the Super Bowl is a bowling game.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:I think it's a good bet.
I'm hoping they sneak into the stadium early, steal & wear the uniforms for those damn Pats, then WIN THE SUPERBOWL! I'll be rich!

The person below me thinks the Super Bowl is a bowling game.



Well of COURSE it's a bowling game. It has strikes, spares, gutter balls, and even a half time period. Surely you've heard of the legendary saying;

Faster than a speeding bowling ball! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER BOWL!!!

The Person below me is making plans to get into the next edition of the Guinness Book of World records by singing in the shower for hours & hours.



JayMatt19


quality posts: 10 Private Messages JayMatt19
Inatangle wrote:Well of COURSE it's a bowling game. It has strikes, spares, gutter balls, and even a half time period. Surely you've heard of the legendary saying;

Faster than a speeding bowling ball! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER BOWL!!!

The Person below me is making plans to get into the next edition of the Guinness Book of World records by singing in the shower for hours & hours.



It should be very easy. I've ready the fine print, and no where does it say that the shower needs to be on when I'm singing!

The person below me loves to give horsey rides to actual horses

JDSardone


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JayMatt19 wrote:It should be very easy. I've ready the fine print, and no where does it say that the shower needs to be on when I'm singing!

The person below me loves to give horsey rides to actual horses



It's all I have left, I crushed too many bears giving them bear hugs.

The person below me Paid off the refs to let the Patriots win the Superbowl.

daveinwarshington


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JDSardone wrote:It's all I have left, I crushed too many bears giving them bear hugs.

The person below me Paid off the refs to let the Patriots win the Superbowl.


I noticed they were losing the game, so I slipped each ref $10 during the third quarter. It worked!

The person below me is trying to train their pet goldfish to help do housework.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:I noticed they were losing the game, so I slipped each ref $10 during the third quarter. It worked!

The person below me is trying to train their pet goldfish to help do housework.



Actually my goldfish is doing quite well. He's the best at washing the dishes, although he doesn't dry them. He's willing to do laundry, but my dog is kind of jealous and won't let him. Unfortunately my goldfish (and my dog) refuse to do windows.

The person below me decided to try to get rich quick. They painted a Woot blank with a number and tried to pass it off as Tom Brady's missing Jersey--but painted the number 13 on it by mistake.

Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
Inatangle wrote:Actually my goldfish is doing quite well. He's the best at washing the dishes, although he doesn't dry them. He's willing to do laundry, but my dog is kind of jealous and won't let him. Unfortunately my goldfish (and my dog) refuse to do windows.

The person below me decided to try to get rich quick. They painted a Woot blank with a number and tried to pass it off as Tom Brady's missing Jersey--but painted the number 13 on it by mistake.



All right, all right. I admit it. It was ME who gave it a try. I was SO gullible! I let a couple of people on Woot talk me into giving it a try.

What a fool I was. The guys on Pawn Stars just about killed themselves laughing when I brought it into their store!

The person below me collects fly swatters in every known color for a hobby.

daveinwarshington


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Inatangle wrote:All right, all right. I admit it. It was ME who gave it a try. I was SO gullible! I let a couple of people on Woot talk me into giving it a try.

What a fool I was. The guys on Pawn Stars just about killed themselves laughing when I brought it into their store!

The person below me collects fly swatters in every known color for a hobby.


I now have an extensive collection of fly swatters. I also keep road kill in the back yard so I can try out each swatter every day!

The person below me is gluing thousands of flies together, hoping to fly to Denver for free.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:I now have an extensive collection of fly swatters. I also keep road kill in the back yard so I can try out each swatter every day!

The person below me is gluing thousands of flies together, hoping to fly to Denver for free.



Yes I was, but I had to give it up. Not only does my bank refuse to loan me any more money to continue, my health insurance company has informed me that they won't cover any of my medical bills if I should happen to fall out of the sky when I fly with the flies.

The person below me is training an octopus to do computer programming.

olcubmaster


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Inatangle wrote:The person below me is training an octopus to do computer programming.



And so far the progress is pretty slow. But on the plus side, I won't be running out of black toner for a while.

The person below me is about to make their first post to this thread and having something very compelling to share.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

Inatangle


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This game is so much fun! It's too bad that nobody new seems to want to join in...

Edit: Is this the end of this game as we now know it?

It started on July 8, 2013, nearly 4 years ago... Stay tuned... until next time... same bat time... same bat channel!!!

daveinwarshington


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olcubmaster wrote:
The person below me is about to make their first post to this thread and having something very compelling to share.


Well, it's not exactly my first post, but I'm compelled to let everyone know that German sausage should never be served without mustard and some beer.

The person below me always records everything on TV, then watches them backwards.


Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
daveinwarshington wrote:Well, it's not exactly my first post, but I'm compelled to let everyone know that German sausage should never be served without mustard and some beer.

The person below me always records everything on TV, then watches them backwards.



You got me. For real! I've recorded so many programs that I'm almost out of recording space. I watch the front ones first. and work backwards because it's much easier than scrolling down forever & ever.

The person below me jumped into a vat of green die, just for the holiday today, but they're thinking about staying green for the entire year.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
Inatangle wrote:
The person below me jumped into a vat of green die, just for the holiday today, but they're thinking about staying green for the entire year.


Well, it turns out the green dye was permanent ink. The good news is that I contacted the 'Green Giant' green beans company and they want to give me a job interview.

The person below me is tearing our all of their lawn and landscaping, and planting turnips.


mick52


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daveinwarshington wrote:Well, it turns out the green dye was permanent ink. The good news is that I contacted the 'Green Giant' green beans company and they want to give me a job interview.

The person below me is tearing our all of their lawn and landscaping, and planting turnips.



it is my BRILLIANT new retirement plan!!! i have been playing this farmer video game, and turnips sell for $500 each!!! i am going to be RICH, i tell ya!

the person below me, their neighbors, have a rooster who does not doodle do.
damn rooster sings "who let the dog's out" at the crack of dawn, everyday.....


amkennedy74


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mick52 wrote:it is my BRILLIANT new retirement plan!!! i have been playing this farmer video game, and turnips sell for $500 each!!! i am going to be RICH, i tell ya!

the person below me, their neighbors, have a rooster who does not doodle do.
damn rooster sings "who let the dog's out" at the crack of dawn, everyday.....



It's true and my dog gets so excited every morning because she knows it's going to be me letting her out!

The person below me does not eat cereal in the morning. Instead they put Oreos into a bowl and pour milk over them for breakfast. ( I heard they sometimes do it with other cookies too)

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 87 Private Messages daveinwarshington
amkennedy74 wrote:
The person below me does not eat cereal in the morning. Instead they put Oreos into a bowl and pour milk over them for breakfast. ( I heard they sometimes do it with other cookies too)



Yes! I found out the just one Oreos has 1% of the fiber, 1/3 g of protein and 2.5% of the iron you need in a day. I need to eat a lot of them to get all the benefits & stay healthy!!

The person below me uses canned frosting for a salad dressing.


maxikyd


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daveinwarshington wrote:Yes! I found out the just one Oreos has 1% of the fiber, 1/3 g of protein and 2.5% of the iron you need in a day. I need to eat a lot of them to get all the benefits & stay healthy!!

The person below me uses canned frosting for a salad dressing.



It's true! Except, I'm not sure what the word "salad" means. Is it a code word for cake?

The person below me has a tutu hidden in their closet for private "me time."

Inatangle


quality posts: 129 Private Messages Inatangle
maxikyd wrote:It's true! Except, I'm not sure what the word "salad" means. Is it a code word for cake?

The person below me has a tutu hidden in their closet for private "me time."



Well... I used to have a tutu. It was beautiful too, rainbow pastel hues. Ever since I was a kid, I always wished I could be a ballet dancer... so I put it on at least once a week and danced (with my 2 left feet) so I could keep my dream alive.

Unfortunately, my dog snuck into my closet tore it, and chewed it up! I think she was jealous of my fun...sigh...


The person below me goes to the zoo at least twice a week so that they can talk to the animals. Their favorite animals to chat with are the anteaters and the wallabies.