Hmmph. I’m not payin’ that much for boudoir photography.
I’ve got a camera with a timer. I’m set.
I’ll just set it up with this Extendable Mini Tripod. Let’s see here, “eight inches tall when fully extended.”
Heh.
Well, it fits my digital camera just fine, so I guess I’m good to go. Now I just need to come up with a pose. Hmm…let’s see what props I have. Wiffle ball bat, old Minnesota North Stars jersey, oven mitt, ah jeez. I got nothin’.
C’mon Wayne, think it through! Your greatest weapon is your intellect! Okay, chicks dig romance, they think muscles are romantic, you don’t have any muscles. No, come on! Chicks like horses, right? I’ve got my old rocking horse in the basement! Yes!
Oooh, this thing has seen better days. Okay, no prob, put on the North Stars jersey. The striking green and yellow will draw the eye away from the mold. Okay, this is starting to come together!
This will be the last Valentine’s Day I ever spend alone!
Warranty: 1 Year Sakar
Features:
- Fits all 35mm, digital and video cameras with tri-pod socket
- Ultra Compact
- Tilt Head
- Stands 8” tall when fully extended
- Stands 5” tall when partially extended
In the box:
- Digital Concepts TR-036CL-8 Mini Tripod with Extension Legs
