Logitech Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse

by Wootbot

Use With A Mousepad On Glass Ceilings

They say you shouldn’t put your wire in the company ports. Well, it’s your lucky day! Because the Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse has no wires!

“Whoa, Donna, what’s that in your hand?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Harry, and I want you to go away.”

“Is that a regular mouse with a cord?”

“Harry, we discussed this in the HR meeting. It was specifically stated that you can’t come over to my cubicle without a valid reason. Do you have a valid reason, Harry?”

“You bet I do, Donna! Did you know that regular corded mice can cause Double Cancer? Why, that’s the most fatal disease the world has ever known!”

“Harry, I need you to leave my cubicle right now.”

“Okay, Donna, but maybe you should consider a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse. It’s small, and it’s wireless. Plus it’s easy to carry, the transmitter even fits in the bottom of the casing, and that means-”

“Harry, I need you to leave my cubicle. Right now.”

“Sure thing, Donna. Just worried about your health is all. If you ever need a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse you know where to find me.”

“Jeez. It’s like he doesn’t even get it! Oh, hi, Steve. Do you need something?”

“Hey, Donna, I’m taking up a collection and was hoping you’d give a few bucks. It’s for Polly. She’s in the hospital, you know.”

“Oh, Steve! Of course I will! What’s wrong with her?”

“Double Cancer.”

“Oh, that’s… what?”

“Yeah. Doctors say she was using a regular mouse. You know, with a wire? He said if she’d had a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse it never would have happened. Hindsight is 20/20, I guess. If only I could go back and warn her. If only I could stop her from using an ordinary wired mouse.”

“Steve, I don’t want to seem… did Harry put you up to this?”

“Harry? Why would… I mean… Oh! Is that a wired mouse? Donna, you’ve got to get rid of that! Hey, Harry has a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse just lying around his apartment, I bet he’d give it to you if you stopped by his place and-”

“Steve, please come with me to the HR office.”

“Donna, it’s not my fault. I lost a lot of money in the NCAAs. Harry said he’d cover me if I’d tell you that a Logitech V220 Cordless Optical Notebook Mouse would-”

“HR, Steve. Now.”

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


  • High-definition optical technology
  • Built for comfort
  • Ergonomic design with soft rubber grips
  • Non-slip rubber side panels
  • Ridged wheel provides a better grip for scrolling
  • Convenient mini-receiver snaps into the mouse for easy transport
  • Auto-off when mini-receiver snaps into the mouse
  • Up to 6 months of battery life (longer with automatic on/off)
  • Battery indicator light indicates remaining battery life
  • 1000 dpi optical sensor
  • Two and a half times more responsive than standard optical mouse
  • Side-to-Side Scrolling plus Zoom
  • Instantly zoom in and out
  • Scroll horizontally or vertically
  • Perfect for viewing digital photos and spreadsheets
  • Requires one AA battery (not included)

System Requirements

  • PC: Windows® XP, Windows Vista™; USB port;
  • Mac: Mac OS® X (10.3.9 or later); USB port

In the box:

  • V220 Optical Mouse
  • Mini USB Receiver