Sure, it might trap you under its weight and force you to cut off your own limb, but that's the price you pay for performance.
June 1st, 2012
I got my HP Pavilion Dual-Core Desktop from Woot today! I'm super excited to get it out of the box and start using it.
June 2nd, 2012
While I was setting up my HP desktop, the computer tower fell onto my ankle and sort of…trapped me. I'm having a heck of a time getting it off. Guess that 500GB hard drive and integrated HD graphics are pretty heavy! Heh heh he. Well, someone should be along shortly to help me out.
June 3rd, 2012
So I get how this is a lesson in hubris. I wanted a big, powerful computer and I got one, but its very size is now literally crushing me. I get it. So whatever gods are out there watching this: "I GOT IT. LET ME GO." I'm getting thirsty and there's a Clearly Canadian just out of my reach.
June 4th, 2012
I think I'm beginning to hallucinate. Maybe it's the gangrene in my ankle.
June 5th, 2012
The cooling system on the desktop is great, but unfortunately it's blowing hot air right in my face. My lips are chapped and I'm severely dehydrated. Would that I had that Clearly Canadian!
June 6th, 2012
Where…is…everybody? Rot has spread up the leg. I've removed the computer's housing and fashioned an ad-hoc bone saw. I hope it doesn't come to that.
June 7th, 2012
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGH! That's what it sounded like. I'm not actually journalling while performing self-amputation. I Googled how to cut off your own leg and followed the directions. Then I realized that I could have used the computer's "Internet" feature to ask for help. Oh well, there's always next time! For now I'm enjoying the crisp, refreshing taste of Clearly Canadian.