Excalibur Space Navigator

by Wootbot

Astro-Not

Freddie bought the Excalibur Space Navigator / Together they drove his rocketship straight into a crater…

Despite the name, it cannot steer you through the galaxies
Take warning or your rocketship will end up like Freddie’s

Oooh, ooooaaaah

Freddie felt constrained by his terrestrial existence
So he recruited this doohickey for navigating assistance
And when his journey ended, this is what our Freddie said:
Nothing, ‘cause by that time, our Freddie he was dead

Oooh, ooooaaaah

Navigating through the stars isn’t as easy as it sounds
There’s no way to know which way is up and which danged way is down
In space, nobody can hear you asking for directions
Safer to just stay home and look at all the constellations

Oooh, ooooaaaah

Freddie bought the Excalibur Space Navigator
Together they drove his rocketship straight into a crater
“Be the neighborhood astronomer” it said, but Freddie thought
That the word “astronomer” was really pronounced “astronaut”

Warranty: 90 Day Excalibur

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