Digital Photo Christmas Decoration

by Wootbot

Destined To Be A New Holiday Classic

Sparkly ornaments? Hi-tech in 1902. But kids brought up on video games need a little bit more. Try a Digital Photo Christmas Decoration!

The chestnuts are all open source
The tree’s been trimmed with care
We’ve set up backslash stocking
As a folder we can share

And all around the world we hear
The sound of modems dialing
Like a Hallelujah Chorus
Of a generation dying

Oh, let’s have a Cyberpunk Christmas
Let’s be dark and criminal this year
The angels we’ll eschew
And instead me and you
Will film our mad libations
for our Christmas Decorations

Oh, let’s have a Cyberpunk Christmas
We’ll watch a slide show right there on the tree
And maybe when it’s done
You’ll finally tell me “1”
And then together we’ll be so happy

You see, a tree’s important
But analog’s no good
For we are all connected in file sharing brotherhood
So choose Creative Commons
And line up all your friends
Because this year all the ornaments
Have picture slideshows that don’t end!

Oh, let’s have a Cyberpunk Christmas
Each decoration boasts a photo frame
The penguin’s USB
We think you should buy three
Because with every order only one we’re gonna send

Oh, let’s have a Cyberpunk Christmas
We’ll play Vangelis and Sigue Sigue
And we’ll see wonderful things
That sparkly tinsel won’t bring

Yes, we’ll have winter vacation
Without loss of information

Oh, letttt’s have a Cyyyberpunnnnnk
Chriiiiistmaaaas
Thiiis
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeear

Merry Christmas FascistSanta!
Merry Christmas StrudelFace2001! Ho ho ho!

 

Warranty: Manufacturer’s Warranty

Condition: New

Green Vu-Me Digital Photo Ornament

  • Store and display up to 70 photos
  • Full-color 1.5” LCD screen
  • You can choose to display one photo or set to slide show
  • Slide show speed can be adjusted from 1 to 120 seconds
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off
  • Easy to use software helps you find and upload photos
  • High-speed USB 1.1 connection
  • Comes with removable silver stand
  • Includes silver ribbon hanger
  • Supports JPEG & BMP formats
  • Compatible with Windows 2000, XP and Vista (Mac download available)
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, not included

In the box:

  • (1) Senario Vu-Me Digital Photo Ornament – Green, Model No. 30007
  • (1) Ribbon Hanger
  • (1) Stand
  • (1) Software
  • (1) USB Cable
  • (1) User’s Manual

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Red Vu-Me Digital Photo Ornament

  • Store and display up to 70 photos on full-color 1.5” LCD screen
  • You can choose to display one photo or set to slide show
  • Slide show speed can be adjusted from 1 to 120 seconds
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off
  • Easy to use software helps you find and upload photos
  • High-speed USB 1.1 connection
  • Comes with removable silver stand
  • Includes silver ribbon hanger
  • Supports JPEG & BMP formats
  • Compatible with Windows 2000, XP and Vista (Mac download available)
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, not included

In the box:

  • (1) Senario Vu-Me Digital Photo Ornament – Red, Model No. 30006
  • (1) Ribbon Hanger
  • (1) Stand
  • (1) Software
  • (1) USB Cable
  • (1) User’s Manual

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Gold Picture This! Digital Photo Ornament

  • Store and display up to 50 photos on full-color 1.5” LCD screen
  • You can choose to display one photo or set to slide show
  • Slide show speed can be adjusted from 1 to 120 seconds
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off
  • Easy to use software helps you find and upload photos
  • High-speed USB 1.1 connection
  • Comes with removable stand
  • Supports JPEG & BMP formats
  • Compatible with Windows 2000, XP and Vista (Not Mac compatible)
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, not included

In the box:

  • (1) Senario Picture This! Digital Ornament – Gold, Model No. 22628
  • (1) Stand
  • (1) Software
  • (1) USB Cable
  • (1) User’s Manual

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MediaStreet eMotion Penguin Photo Ornament

  • Stores and displays 65 photos on 1.5” LCD color screen
  • Automatically sizes photos from PC
  • Can be hung as a tree ornament or placed on a table with its attached stand
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time/date display and slide show function
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off
  • Contrast is adjustable to accommodate different lighting
  • Fast downloading with USB 2.0
  • Supports JPEG & BMP formats
  • Select, edit, and download photos from your PC with included software
  • 1MB of internal memory
  • Compatible with Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, and Vista
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, included (from Christmases past)

In the box:

  • MediaStreet eMotion Penguin Photo Ornament
  • CD with Software
  • USB Cable
  • User’s Manual

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MediaStreet eMotion Snowman Photo Ornament

  • Stores and displays 65 photos on 1.5” LCD color screen
  • Automatically sizes photos from PC
  • Can be hung as a tree ornament or placed on a table with its attached stand
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time/date display and slide show function
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off
  • Contrast is adjustable to accommodate different lighting
  • Fast downloading with USB 2.0
  • Supports JPEG & BMP formats
  • Select, edit, and download photos from your PC with included software
  • 1MB of internal memory
  • Compatible with Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, and Vista
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, included (from Christmases past)

In the box:

  • MediaStreet eMotion Snowman Photo Ornament
  • CD with Software
  • USB Cable
  • User’s Manual

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Vu-Me Photo Snow Globe

  • Store and display up to 70 photos on 1.44” CSTN digital color panel
  • You can choose to display one photo or set to slide show
  • Slide show speed can be adjusted from 1 to 120 seconds
  • Auto on/off allows you to determine when and how long the ornament is activated
  • Time can be display while viewing photos as a water mark, alone without photos, or turned off (unit will shut down automatically after 5 minutes if a shut off time is not selected)
  • Easy to use, built-in software helps you find and upload photos
  • High-speed USB 1.1 connection
  • Supports JPEG, BMP & GIF
  • Compatible with Windows 2000, XP and Vista (Mac download available)
  • Requires (2) AAA batteries, not included

In the box:

  • (1) Senario Vu-Me Digital Photo Snow Globe, Model No. 30113
  • (1) USB Cable
  • (1) User’s Manual

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