180s Fleece Ear Warmers

by Wootbot

They’re Coming

Ice mosquitos: the true menace of tomorrow.

As climate change continues, the world will begin the slow crawl into being too hot, too wet, too cold and too dry. How can all of these states exist at once? Well, that’s the magic of climate change. One never knows what weather is coming next. And slowly, as our animals adapt, we’ll be facing new species that know only us as their food source. Species like… the ice mosquitos.

From cold eggs they’ll hatch, moving through the snow and wind with their multi-faceted eyes on only one prize… the sweet, sweet brain inside our skulls. With their long scary proboscis they’ll burrow down and suck our minds out, leaving us hollow and stupid, like a Senator from that party you most hate. We’ve only one chance as a species now. Each of us must all buy 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers.

Since the 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers contract and expand to fit, they’ll work for practically anyone. The comfy thermal insulation will keep out the cold, and the ear pieces will provide an aural armor that those ice mosquitos just can’t pierce. They’ll leave hungry and you’ll stay smart, like a Senator from that party you most love! Hooray!

Like it or not, the future of our planet is in jeopardy. As it gets too hot or too cold, our lakes will either freeze or dry up. Act now, while there’s still time, and get a set of 180s Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers. Act now, before the ice mosquitos come.


Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Size: One Size Fits Most


  • Patented behind-the-head design fits comfortably over your ears
  • Features an adjustable internal frame that allows the ear warmers to expand and contract to fit varying head sizes
  • Offers superior thermal insulation, breathability and moisture wicking to keep you warm and dry
  • Ear warmers can be worn comfortably with earrings, glasses, hats, helmets and baseball caps
  • Includes removable, machine washable polyester shell
  • Hand wash, air dry, and do not bleach ear warmers
  • Dimensions (L x W x H): 4" x 4.25" x 3.5"

How to Use:

  • Hold the ear warmers by the ear pieces
  • Stretch the adjustable, “clicking” frame
  • Place the ear warmers behind the back of your head and squeeze the frame to your desired fit
  • Enjoy warm ears
Product Specifications
Shell: 100% Polyester
Outer shell: 50% Polyester, 45% Tactel, 5% Lycra
Lining: 100% Polyester
Insulation: 100% Polyester
Binding: 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex


In the box:

  • (1) 180s Adjustable Behind-the-Head Ear Warmers - Black
  • (1) Black Removable Polyester Shells