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FEE FIE FO FUM. ME AM GIANT. ME GLAD TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
YOU AM MAYBE REMEMBER GIANT FROM LAST TIME. WAIT, GIANT SCREW UP LINK. THERE IT GO. GIANT BIG FINGERS SMASH AGAINST KEYBOARD AND SCREW UP TYPING URL. THAT WHY GIANT SUPPORT YOU BUYING FUJITSU LIFEBOOK U810 IMMEDIATELY.
SIMPLY PUT, GIANT AM TIRED OF EVERYONE NOT UNDERSTANDING WORLD OF GIANT. SURE, GIANT CAN GET KEYS FROM TOP OF COKE MACHINE AFTER OFFICE PRANK GET OUT OF HAND, BUT THAT NOT ALL GIANT GOOD FOR. GIANT ALSO LIKE COOKING. YOU NOT KNOW THAT ABOUT GIANT? WELL, NEVER YOU ASK GIANT WHAT GIANT HOBBY IS HAVE DID YOU? GIANT HOPE GIANT MAKE GIANT POINT ABOUT GIANTSCRIMINATION.
ANYWAY, GIANT THINK THE FUJITSU LIFEBOOK U810 WILL BE GOOD PURCHASE. FIRST, LIFEBOOK U810 BE ULTRA PORTABLE FOR NON-GIANT. LIFEBOOK U810 FIT EASILY IN POCKET, LET ALONG BAG OR PURSE. NEXT, LIFEBOOK U810 HAVE GIG OF RAM. GIG! THAT CRAZY AMOUNT FOR COMPUTER SIZE OF YOUR PUNY HUMAN HAND! GIANT WOULD SMASH PERSON WHO TOLD HIM SUCH A THING EXISTED IF GIANT HAD NOT SEE IT WITH OWN TWO EYES! THAT BEHAVIOR WHY GIANT GET FIRED FROM JOB AS SALES ASSOCIATE AT CIRCUIT CITY. GIANT NOW LOOKING FOR WORK.
BUT GIANT NOT THINK THAT SHOULD STOP YOU FROM BUYING A FUJITSU LIFEBOOK U810. U810 HAVE 60 GIG HARD DRIVE! THAT MORE THAN SOME COMPUTERS! AND IT PLAY AUDIO AND HAVE MICROPHONE AND KEYBOARD AND SD CARD READER AND USB 2.0 CONNECTOR AND RJ45 DONGLE AND AUDIO OUT AND WEBCAM AND WOW! GIANT SO EXCITED, GIANT MIGHT NEED TO GO LIE DOWN FOR AWHILE! GIANT USED TO LISTEN TO MAGIC HARP AT TIMES LIKE THIS. STUPID JACK. NOW GIANT PLAY MARIO LANZA MP3 BUT IT NOT THE SAME.
OH, GIANT DIGRESS ! GIANT’S POINT WAS THAT FUJITSU LIFEBOOK U810 WILL LET PUNY CUSTOMER FEEL POWERFUL LIKE GIANT ! IT GREAT FEELING , GIANT CAN TELL YOU ! EXCEPT FOR WHEN GIANT NEED NEW PANTS . GIANT FIND IT SO HARD LOOK FASHIONABLE ON NEW BUDGET NOW THAT GOLDEN EGGS ARE ONE. SOON AS GIANT USE FUJITSU LIFEBOOK U810 TO FIND GOOD LAWYER , GIANT SERVING JACK IN CIVIL COURT . THEN GIANT OPEN EXOTIC BREAD SHOP WITH SETTLEMENT MONEY . GIANT JUST NEED STARTER ENGLISHMEN TO GRIND UP . SAY, YOU CONSIDER INVESTMENT ? GIANT HAVE BUSINESS PLAN ALL READY!
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 1 Year Fujitsu
Features:
- Full computing capabilities in an ultra-mobile unit that fits in the palm of your hand
- UltraMobile PC, can be used as a Hand held, Tablet, or as a Notebook computer
- 5.6” SuperFine WSVGA, 1024×600, Passive Touch Panel
- Advanced security features, BIOS Lock and Fingerprint Sensor
- Touch or pen input, also has a built in QWERTY keyboard
- Integrated 802.11g Wifi
- SDHC Card Reader and Compact Flash Card Slot
Specifications:
- Intel A110 800 MHz, 512 KB L2 Cache, 400 Mhz Front Side Bus Processor
- Intel Ultra Mobile Platform 2007
- Intel 945 GU Express Chipset
- Intel ICH 7U I/0 Controller Hub
- Windows Vista Home Premium
- 5.6” SuperFine WSVGA, 1024×600, Passive Touch Panel
- 1GB DDR2 400MHz
- 60GB Hard Drive
- Bluetooth v2.0
- Camera: 0.3 Mega Pixel Integrated Camera
- 2 Cell (2600 mAh) Battery, provides up to 3 hours of operation
- Weight: 0.61kg
- Ethernet dongle (plugs into port replicator port)
- Integrated 802.11g Wifi
- SDHC Card Reader and Compact Flash Card Slot
- 1 USB 2.0 port
Additional Photos:
In the box:
- Fujitsu LifeBook U810 (Choose the Operating System you want at check out)
- Power Adapter
- Stylus
- Drivers and Application Disks