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Hamilton Beach Brewstation

You couldn’t see the sun yet from Coleman Avenue, but sleepy pink and orange clouds told you it was on its way. Private dick Hamilton Beach tiptoed into his brown corduroy flares, careful not to wake the woman he’d met at the Velveteen Club last night. After the long, late evening they’d spent together, he sure could use a cup of coffee before he headed over to break up that drug drop on the East Side. No man wanted to tangle with the Rabbit’s goons with cotton on the brain.

Stepping lightly, Beach moved into the kitchen and peered inside his Hamilton Beach 47535 Brewstation. He couldn’t remember if he’d gotten it ready last night, but he saw now that the coffee was already loaded in a crisp new filter. All he had to do was put his mug under the spout and hit a couple of buttons. Good thing, too – state he was in, that was about all he could manage. The Brewstation took it from there, brewing up a whole pot of coffee that it stored inside its own tank and dispensed one mug at a time, at Beach’s pleasure. He grabbed the newspaper from the front porch, sat at the kitchen table, and unfolded the sports page, enjoying this moment of peace before another uptight day.

But the first sip of coffee killed all that. It was foul, bitter, acrid. Had the Hamilton Beach Brewmaster had somehow screwed up? Must have, he shrugged – then remembered. He definitely hadn’t loaded the coffee into the Brewmaster the night before. Which left only one possibility: his new friend from last night. And judging by the taste, coffee hadn’t been all she’d poured in there.

Yanking his .38 from his boxer shorts, Beach bolted into the bedroom to confront his sweet assassin. The door swung open before him to reveal an empty bed. The window was open. Curtains blew. She was gone. And he was still alive, alive to see the pink clouds turning white.

Warranty: 1 Year Hamilton Beach

Features:

  • One-hand dispensing means no carafe, no pouring, no spills
  • Coffee stays fresh longer
  • Two-hour auto shutoff
  • Gentle warming heater
  • Enclosed brewing system with thermal insulation
  • Never break another glass carafe

In the box:

  • Filter Basket
  • Coffee Tank
  • Two-Piece removable drip tray
  • Coffee Scoop
  • Cleaner and Descaler
  • Coffee Filter
  • User Manual
  • Coffee Maker

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