
The Three Tiers
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. And she had a Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger that never left her sight.
Goldilocks was on probation for breaking and entering, you see, and after doing twenty years hard time, she was eager to make new friends. For Goldilocks was still young, and that meant she maybe had a chance to start her life again. And that’s why she used her Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger to win people over.
For example, when Goldilocks went to a bar, she would sit alone, just beside the standard wall plug. Then, when she heard someone say “Oh, no, my iPhone is dying,” she’d smile her warmest smile and invite them to plug into the Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger’s USB slot, which allows it to work with any chargeable USB device. And she would have a new friend!
Or, if she was driving home and she noticed a sad jogger with a drained iPod Nano, she would slow down, and with a cheery laugh, invite that jogger to use her Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger’s car cigarette lighter attachment, so that the Nano would be 100% in no time at all. And she would have a new friend!
Or, perhaps, if she was sitting with her laptop, and she saw the pool boy crying because his iPod Touch was shutting down, she could use the USB Plug to attach the Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger to her laptop’s USB port, and then let him charge his iPod Touch that way. And she would have a new friend!
Or, best of all, if she was in the desert and came across a cowboy who was nearly dead after days of exposure, she could use her Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger to attach to a 9-Volt battery and repower his iPod, or whatever Mini-USB Handheld electronic device he happened to have, letting him die with dignity. And she would have, however briefly, a new friend!
And so, that’s how Goldilocks rebuilt her life, thanks to the Powerup Mobile 4 Way iPod Charger. And also, through this wonderful multi-level marketing plan that’s very easy to join! All you need to do is convince as many of your friends as possible that they should invest now to be rich later and… hey, would you like to go to lunch and learn all about this program? Ha, ha, just remember to bring along your checkbook, because once I finish, you’re going to want to be involved right away!
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