We will Roku. (Thump thump clap)
Check out the brand-new channels you're missing ... available only on Roku!
-CageStation: All Nicolas Cage, all the time.
-Fishin’ with Hank: Fishing with a man named Hank.
-The Circus Circus Channel: Just because you’re not staying at Las Vegas’ most family-friendly resort doesn’t mean you can’t learn about its many amenities!
-Cashew: On the heels of Acorn’s success, Cashew brings you curated content from Latvia.
-Sadflix: Your favorite depressing movies. Stock up on tissues!
-DuneLoop: It’s Dune! On a continuous loop! LEARN TO LOVE IT.
-Awkstant: Classic awkward interviews! Cruise & Lauer. Phoenix & Letterman. Samuel L. Jackson and that anchor who thought he was Laurence Fishburne. All your favorites ... in one place! Updated daily.
-Moon on Demand: A still photograph of the moon. Pretend your television is a window.
-Concrete Filmz: At last, a place for concrete enthusiasts to get their fix!
-Woot Writer Cam: Remember how awesome that was?