"I have traveled from 1997 to see what laptops look like in 2014... huh, so the same."
Use this: to model your 3D masterpiece, "The Thinkpadder," an update of the Rodin for the digital age.
Don't use this: when you time-travel back to 1998 to convince people that you're from the future.
Benjamin Franklin said of this: "It's great, but how do I erase my browsing history after each session?"
A real Amazon review of this product states that: "I am also considering using a very delicate version of sandpaper to get rid of the little bumps (as they do seem to wear off eventually) but I am worried about damaging the thing for good…."
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: using it as a squirrel trap that isn't nearly as funny as this one.