You can lead a Russian to a cocktail, but you can't make him drink.
Buy these mugs: If you know a guy who’ll drink literally anything out of any mug.
Don’t buy these mugs: If you know a Moscow Mule purist who won’t drink out of anything but copper.
These mugs grant their owner: A wicked hangover that was totally worth it.
At the local watering hole, these mugs would order: A White Russian, just to mix it up.
When it’s cold outside, these mugs stay warm by: Throwing a Molotov cocktail through the window of a paper factory.