There is much to ENVY™®© about the ENVY™®©. Look at these features. LOOK AT THEM™®©.
All the speed and performance of a Ford Mustang but without all the reliable aspects of a Ford Mustang
The SnakeTray™ means quality snake storage. Contains leaks.
The Blood Barometer measures user blood levels in case the computer is turned into a vampire.
GiggleCore® Technology makes the touch screen laugh when touched. Then it cries.
The Am I in Omaha?© exclusive radar technology determines whether you’re in Omaha.
The Noodle Density Calculator assures pasta confidence.
SpiderGamble™ is a giant angry spider living inside one of the USB ports.