Oh! You got a new TV? Don't plan on showering for awhile.
Andrea reached for the remote and turned off her VIZIO 42" LED HDTV. She sat for a moment, savoring darkness. How long had she been watching? She began to run the calculation in her head but quickly became overwhelmed.
Upon receiving her television Andrea had decided to catch up on all the shows that people were talking about but she had missed. All of them. True Detective. Orange is the New Black. Game of Thrones. Deadwood. Breaking Bad. Six Feet Under. Adventure Time. Firefly. Ren and Stimpy. The Cosby Show. The titles went on and on, a seemingly unending cascade of televised entertainment finally consumed.
She stood on creaking, atrophied legs and shuffled to the bedroom. Closing her eyes, she prepared for a deep, restorative, much-need sleep. Her phone vibrated.
"Have you heard of this new web series, 'High Maintenance'? You HAVE to see it."