Ugh, I just had my last monitor stolen by raccoons and I can only buy brands that start with V. What am I to do?
Wait, you mean to tell me this company – ViewSonic, which starts with a V – makes a monitor that I can use with my computer? AND it has Ultra HD? Wow! What is Ultra HD? The highest resolution possible? Wow wow! What a time to be alive! I'll take it—wait a minute. I forgot to mention that any monitor 27" or under makes me irritated and any monitor 29" or over makes my eyeballs explode. No, it's a real condition: 28-Inch Monitor Syndrome. So yeah, I have 28-IMS so I don't think I can...what do you mean it's 28" exactly? Really? REALLY? HAHAHA WOWOWOW I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT MONITOR, AMAZING. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, EVERYTHING IS LINING UP IN A PERFECT—aw shoot I have no money.