"Have you seen the video of that little girl dropping the F-bomb after doing the Ice Bucket Challenge?"
"I don't think so."
"Ohhhh you're gonna love it. Google 'little girl F-bomb'"
"What? Is your internet down or something?"
"No. I don't have an internet connection. I don't have a computer."
"Yeah I just never got around to it. Seems like one of those fads that will eventually pass, so I'm just waiting it out."
"You might want to reconsider that. Have you checked out the HP Pavilion 17.3" AMD Quad-Core laptops on Sellout.Woot today?"
"No. How would I see that?"
"You just go to Sellout dot … oh."
"I'm in too deep. There's no going back."