How absolutely detectable!
Use this: so that you can slam on your breaks and go 30 miles under the speed limit whenever there's a cop around because that's what they want you to do.
Don't use this: to detect other radar detectors. For that, you need a radar radar detector detector. And if you're having trouble finding one of those, just use your radar radar radar detector detector detector.
At karaoke, this product sings: "Radar Love," and everyone is like, "Really? This AGAIN?!"
At the local watering hole, this would order: a gin and Beltronic.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: had an affair with Julie Louis-Dreyfus, but broke it off because people kept being like, "What is Julie Louis-Dreyfus doing here on the dashboard of my car?"