Today's Woot Write-up
Do DJs do anything but set up an iTunes playlist?
"OK, let's run through the wedding checklist and see how we're doing. Did you hire a DJ yet?"
"I did! 'DJ LG'."
"Great! Where did you hear about him?"
"Ummmm. Sellout.Woot."
"Dylan.."
"Bear with me! He's really great! We can just set up a playlist on our iPhones and use AirPlay to change the song from anywhere on the dance floor!"
"That's not a DJ. That's a stereo. You had ONE thing to do this week."
"And I spent a lot of time on this one. I figured: Why get an expensive human DJ, when we can get an awesome sound system and play whatever songs come into our heads. We can even take requests!"
"But this is a wedding. It's supposed to be unnecessarily expensive."
"Well, maybe we can spend the money we saved on something else stupid, like the wedding cake."
"The cake is not stupid, and I've already got it arranged. Well, it's not so much a cake as a tiny oven in which guests can make their own cupcakes…"
