When it really comes down to it, everyone is just waiting for their big break.
How would we describe these Dell laptops? How about Dell-ightful???
[NOTE: We apologize for the shortness of this write-up. As it so happened, immediately after typing the above words, the Woot writer was approached by a group of really important political leaders who told him that this was, by far, the best joke ever made and asked if he might consider taking the position as the International Head of Funniness: a new role in politics that they had created just for him. Aside from being a position that demands universal respect, it also pays a salary of 18 billion dollars a year. Our former writer now lives on a sweet converted aircraft carrier in a small sea that he owns which is filled with other sweet converted aircraft carriers that he bought for all his friends and family members and extended family members. Everyone agrees that all this money and power has not gone to his head at all and that he is still a super chill, awesome bro, so you should definitely call him if you want to hang out. - Woot Editor]