The wifi wants what the wifi wants.
Hello, can I help y- Oh. It’s you. Well, well. What do you know? Of all the doorsteps to wash up on, you had to pick mine.
Well, you’re crazy if you think you can just waltz right in here and blink those colored lights at me and make everything how it was before. When we took those vows, I thought it would be forever. Then you left. And I moved on. I’ve learned to live without you, without your wireless-N connectivity and its speeds of up to 300Mbps. Yeah, sometimes the nights get hard. Sometimes I lay in bed remembering the great times we had with your N300 Wi-Fi Range Extender. But I just keep on drinking, and eventually I fall sound asleep. Alone.
You know what’s craziest about all this? We were together so long and I never really felt like I got to know you, really know you. It’s more than your Dynamic LEDs or 4 Fast Ethernet ports, or your lack of a brain, voice, or personality. If only you hadn't pushed me away, shut me out, we could’ve downloaded some beautiful music together.
OK, enough nostalgia. Is it still raining? If you need a place to crash, I guess you can make room on the computer desk. But just for one night. Hey, what are you – put that down – don’t connect that – HEY! I said…no, you shouldn’t be…oh, but it feels so right…so fast…I can’t help myself…please stay, Netgear Wifi Range Extender. Please stay. And this time, let’s make it forever.