I have tried and tried and tried, and I still cannot get this Asus Transformer Pad to transform anything into anything else...
I put a pen on it and loudly yelled, "Torpedo!" but nothing happened. Then I put a piece of bread on it and yelled, "Pizza!" but again nothing happened. After that, I put a cucumber on it and yelled, "GPS System!" Guess what? Nothing.
A paper clip into an oboe? Nope. A penny into a calzone? Nope again. A receipt into all of the things on the receipt? Nope. An eye lash into a dinosaur bone? Nope. Nothing worked!
So, now what am I supposed to do with this thing? Run apps, surf the internet, and organize my life? BOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGG!