Use this: for multi-tasking. It's got 4GB DDR3 memory so you're not going to have any problem doing a few things at once. Like typing a document while you also read the document you're in the middle of typing. That's what they mean by multi-tasking, right?
Don't use this: to look at lewd photos of other laptops on the internet. HPs are known to be jealous computers.
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: logging onto one of the wilderness's many wireless networks and sending an email to one of your outdoorsy friends to come rescue you.
The genie living inside this item is named: ATI FirePro M5950 Mobility Professional Grafix, not to be confused with the ATI FirePro M5950 Mobility Professional Graphics. I know! So weird that they both live in the same computer, right?!
The experts say: that being able to use your computer where you want whenever you want leads to dependency issues. We emailed the experts and asked them what they meant by that, but they haven't gotten back to us. And it's been nearly six minutes. WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP EXPERTS?!?!?!? ARE YOU MAD AT US??!?!?!?!