Energize your ear holes!
Use this: to bump some tunes that'll get you pumped up before your workout.
Don't use this: as an energizing meal replacement after your workout. You're thinking of a different PowerBar.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: mostly just hung out, playing music all the time. It was not the most exciting tell-all biography.
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: only a few words before the feedback caused by its speaker being so close to the microphone becomes unbearable.
When this product doesn't want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: "I'm sorry, but I told myself I would stay in and e(at)lite tonight.