Now that I have a Lenovo Thinkpad, I can finally train for the International Think-a-thon. It's basically the Olympics for thinking.
Ok, booted up. Now, time for some serious thinking.
[stares at laptop for 32 min]
I haven't thought of anything yet. Whew, training is hard. Maybe I didn't install the right software. I'll just try harder.
[stares at laptop for 48 min]
Ow. Wow my head hurts. And so far I've only typed one think: 'cats are good hikers'. What does that mean? I better try harder. Go for the gold. Go for the gold.
[stares at laptop for 3 hours]
Ow ow ow ow. Ok I just thought of something: Thinking is dumb.