FALSE ADVERTISING, WOOT! Your photo of the Teeter SpinalStretch seems to be saying that this back stretcher is a favorite of fit, lean twentysomething ladies who sort of look like Rashida Jones from a certain angle. DON'T BELIEVE IT, GUYS!
After approaching over 30 such ladies in public, leading to more arrests (three) than hookups (zero), I can definitively state that NO women are enticed by the possibility of lower-spine decompression, lumbar relief, and alignment of vertebrae with a stranger! Not even a handsome stranger who drives his own cherried-out 2001 Isuzu VehiCROSS and who has worked on street teams for some of the most successful independent recording artists in the Duluth hip-hop scene!
I DEMAND you take down that misleading photo and replace it with an image of an ACTUAL Teeter SpinalStretch customer! The photos I sent you would be acceptable! Yes, I HAVE done some modeling! Thank you for noticing!