"This is your brain."
(Fries an egg.)
"This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"
"Yes, actually: what kind of pan is that brain?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked. This brain is a ten inch T-fal Thermo-Spot nonstick fry pan."
"It appears to make a rather sturdy brain-on-drugs."
"Indeed it does."
"Can my brain be used for more than just drugs?"
"Sir, with the T-Fal pan set, your brain can be on bacon, sausage ... your brain can sauté chicken or brown hamburger. Drugs are a mere gateway to these wonderful dishes!"
"Wow! Sounds like quite a deal!"