Blow your nose in one and make tiny screaming noises as all the germs die.
Use these wipes: to ward off germs.
Don't use these wipes: to ward off the ghosts of germs.
In 99% of uses, these wipes don't: taste good at all.
Some skeptics wonder: if cotton candy flavored wipes would taste better.
The contagious disease named after these wipes is called: TRICK QUESTION. Contagious diseases don't exist in Purell Land!