These little detectors sing so well to alert you of water that you might be moved to compose poetry.
Oh! Beloved frogs! Lift your voices high! That we may know when water's there or when the floor is dry.
Oh! Oh! Our most beloved frogs! Your future, it does beckon! And you will warn us if the puddle's height is just 1/32.
Oh! Oh, Oh! Beloved frogs! Your batteries ain't included! But you say buy them separately so your buyers aren't deluded.
Oh, Oh! Oh, Oh! You wicked frogs! Sing you all day and night? Well, perhaps, if no one's home, you very truly might.
Oh, Oh-Oh, Oh Oh! Our sweetest frogs! You only seek to warn! To save from mold and damp and sad is why you frogs were born.
Frogs, sweet frogs, can you stay forever?
No, my children, so buy us now or never.