You've got your Samsung 24" Widescreen 1920x1080 Monitor and you're ready for one unforgettable night. You're alone.
You dim the lights and pour yourself a glass of wine. Shoot, should've poured the wine before you dimmed the lights. Never mind, you'll clean up later. You slip on a silk bathrobe (whose bathrobe is this?) and sit in front of your Samsung 24" Widescreen 1920x1080 Monitor. It's not on. But who cares? Just stay in all night long. And then all day the next day. And then the whole year. Then you never go out again. You just sit there in front of your Samsung until you die. Samsung.